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Thu 31 Jan 13 #1 
kevg
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Some people may have heard I was going to make the long and dangerous trip to Bradford today. Unfortunately the "daft old bat" has the running sh*ts. Her words not mine. This allows me to bombproof the car a little better and mount the machine guns properly.
All messages of hate and loathing will be passed on, along with any punches or kicks requested.
Once she's lying in a bloodied heap I'll go thru her pockets and make sure she has the cash to get a new monitor !!

Wish me luck, it's deadly out there in the wilds !!!


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Thu 31 Jan 13 #2 
USS Palladin
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Good job kev, at least the part regarding going to Bradford and helping her....


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Thu 31 Jan 13 #3 
Proofreader
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Tell her we will pay for any medical treatments she might need after your visit. Someone will help her with a restraining order and maybe some Immodium.
We'll be looking for her at the Kevvie!!!! Cheers Tabby!!!


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Thu 31 Jan 13 #4 
sally906
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Raincoat and rubber boots with a pretty pink face mask may be useful too!


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Fri 1 Feb 13 #5 
Honey Badger
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Aye caramba! It will be nice to have you back, Tabby!


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Fri 8 Feb 13 #6 
Knitwitty
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I sooooooooo miss you Tabby... on here and on Facebook (did I say a bad word... sorry!)




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Fri 8 Feb 13 #7 
Doctor Factenstein
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A bad word?  Sooooooooo?  No, that's not a bad word.  Atrocious spelling, mind you.




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Sat 9 Feb 13 #8 
kevg
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Went up today to see the old bat. She's not too good on her feet at present so didn't want to go into town for a new monitor. Assuming it is a monitor problem. Anyone know how to test that ?? Other than that she is in good health and being ruthlessly bullied by several cats. The poor fool was delighted to know she has a fan club, although the actual wording was fans who want to club her. Tabbs is hoping to be back next week when I shall undertake another mission of mercy.




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Sat 9 Feb 13 #9 
JMK
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If the computer has lights on it is probably a monitor problem, although it could be a faulty monitor cable. Only way I know to test is to try with a different cable and/or monitor. Presume you checked it wasn't just a loose cable.




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Sat 9 Feb 13 #10 
Doctor Factenstein
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Checking whether the monitor works on another PC is always a good option.




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Sat 9 Feb 13 #11 
Ajax
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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"




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Fri 15 Feb 13 #12 
Honey Badger
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You could submerge the screen to clean the cat food off it..............




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Fri 15 Feb 13 #13 
Mimoza
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monitors are almost for free , will cost more if I send to you the LG i'm no longer using than to buy a new one!! 




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Sat 16 Feb 13 #14 
Ajax
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Yep, they have them at the tip shop.




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