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Mon 14 Jan 13 #1 
kevg
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Snow arrived. Don't worry me. Reversed up the drive, braked to open gates (wooden). Smashed thru gates as car wouldn't stop in snow. Wooden gate caught guy in face, knocked him to floor.Shame about his two little girls walking in front of him. One was dragged under exhaust and badly burned, she was screaming like a bansee, wuss. T'other missed the exhaust but her leg was dragged off by the discs. Called the cops and they turned up within 5 hours. They recommended calling an ambulance. Which I did. Father was wandering around crying and moaning about his kids, never mind the scuff marks on my car !! Not to mention me broken gates !!
Ambulance turned up and started dragging kids from under car, asked them to be careful as I didn't want any hydraulic hoses disturbed or broken. They found the leg in me bushes, I believe blood is good for the soil so that was a bonus. the whining little bugger who got burned had swollen so we spent a few minutes popping blisters. The water from the blisters hissing on me exhaust didn't sound good so I switched the engine off.
Cops were very good, checked me documents, made sure all was in order, wished me luck and left. Ambulance guys threw the kids into the truck and shuttled them off. Pointed Father in direction of his home and continued with my day. It had stopped snowing by now.

So remember, if it snows, open your gates before getting in car !!! Very important !!


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Tue 15 Jan 13 #2 
amalia
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Are you serious about the injuries to children even if exaggerated?


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Tue 15 Jan 13 #3 
kevg
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It was a joke


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Tue 15 Jan 13 #4 
Honey Badger
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I sort of liked it even though it was hideous, even for you. I always have to open my gates before a snowfall or we are stuck when the automatic locks (not really locks, just latches) freeze up. It has been far too warm here for snow. I think you need to turn into a snowman, Kev. You know, chill out and not be so reckless with your car?


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Wed 16 Jan 13 #5 
amalia
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Some Joke!


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