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Sun 14 Oct 12 #1 
Doctor Factenstein
Evil Genius


I'm continuing my current theme of making tiny little adjustments that make everyone's life an iota better at best. It's all part of the service.

What's the adjustment?

Well, if you go to the Forums, you'll see that Forum titles (Announcements, Suggestions etc.) are now bold or...err...not bold. If a title is bold then it means that there's at least one topic in there that you haven't caught up on. Y'know - just like individual topics are bold if you haven't read the latest post.

Hopefully, that's going to make keeping up with the forums a teeny bit easier.

Earth-shattering stuff, huh?


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Mon 15 Oct 12 #2 
kevg
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mind blowin


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Mon 15 Oct 12 #3 
Doctor Factenstein
Evil Genius

I know!

Exciting times, huh?


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Tue 16 Oct 12 #4 
jmaxg
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Simple, but effective.

Good one Chief.


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Tue 16 Oct 12 #5 
Proofreader
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Good idea! Thank you! (:l


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Sun 4 Nov 12 #6 
jackson (online)
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appreciated


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Sun 4 Nov 12 #7 
Doctor Factenstein
Evil Genius

It's a grower, isn't it?


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Mon 5 Nov 12 #8 
jackson (online)
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yeah, when you get a minute could you go ahead & solve that fusion problem we're having trouble gettin past. gonna be needin energy ya know.


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Mon 5 Nov 12 #9 
Doctor Factenstein
Evil Genius

Oh, I solved that last year.

No good letting the cat out of the bag just yet though, obviously. Much better to wait for the energy crisis to really hit and then I can hold the world to ransom.

Evil genius, remember?


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Mon 5 Nov 12 #10 
Ajax
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Milk powered cars. It will keep the dairy industry happy, and milk is now cheaper than petrol. Get cracking.


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Tue 6 Nov 12 #11 
jmaxg
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Just collect the methane from the moo-moos.......can ya "milk" methane from moo-moos?

Global warming alarmists have been complainin' about cow's fartin' fer years.


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Tue 6 Nov 12 #12 
sally906
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That's cos cows are vegetarians - everyone knows vegetarians fart more - give cows meat and the excess methane problem will be solved!


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Tue 6 Nov 12 #13 
jmaxg
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Well, THAT certainly explains an old girlfriend.

And I thought it was me!


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Wed 7 Nov 12 #14 
Ajax
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Was her name Bossy?


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Wed 7 Nov 12 #15 
jmaxg
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Hey....I like "bossy".


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Wed 7 Nov 12 #16 
Knitwitty
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Ants create more methane than cows... betya haven't tried milking an ant... it'll make miliking a cow for methane child's play!


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Thu 8 Nov 12 #17 
jackson (online)
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i read it was termites knitty. & that cows produce most of their methane by burping.


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Thu 8 Nov 12 #18 
Knitwitty
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Does the burping apply to the ants as well then? There's a new good job following the Doomsday when we all have to start again... a Burp Capturer!


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Thu 8 Nov 12 #19 
jackson (online)
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didn't find whether the ants or termites were burping or expelling gas otherwise. also found that worse than the animal or insect flatulence problem are the bacteria in rice paddies, swamps & wetlands. anyway, here's the link.

the straight dope


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Fri 9 Nov 12 #20 
sally906
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So basically we're doomed? So I can start happily farting again as its not going to make a bit of difference to the scheme of things :)


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Fri 9 Nov 12 #21 
Knitwitty
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Bacteria are farting now! That's just silly Jackson!... And Sally you just fart and burp away... I'm off for a bowl of cabbage, sprouts and gravy... I'm going to speed my end on this tired and cruel world... hic!


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Fri 9 Nov 12 #22 
jackson (online)
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don't know if they fart so much as the processes they are involved in are creating methane. if human farting were a problem, i'm sure i'da gotten a cease & desist notice by now.


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Fri 9 Nov 12 #23 
Knitwitty
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Hee Hee! Check your mail ;o)


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Sat 10 Nov 12 #24 
Leo McKern
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can someone explain that top one to me .....


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Sat 10 Nov 12 #25 
southshoregirl

What about dog farts? Ya know a salt marsh can crank it out on a hot day, too. Half my summers have lovely memories of honeysuckle and privet and lilac and then it turns to rotten egs and ooky stuff. Right now I am having some pretty foul smelling stuff cleaned out of my house. Floods suck. I don't recommend them to anyone.

By the way, I like to eat meat but I don't like to drink milk because it gives me tummy problems. I say butcher the beeves for me. Club steaks, extra thick, extra rare. *smack*


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Sat 10 Nov 12 #26 
Ajax
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Dog farts are made of meat. Its the vegetarian ones we need to stop.


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Sun 11 Nov 12 #27 
Leo McKern
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ssg...a Banana and also ginger beer will help your tummy upset


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Tue 27 Nov 12 #28 
southshoregirl

Leo, you are so right about the ginger beer and I love ginger in any form at all!


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Tue 27 Nov 12 #29 
Knitwitty
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Ha! I've just put my specs on as I thought you had written 'ginger beard' and my head had you loving ginger hair and oh... I think the nurse is coming... gotta go don't want her to catch me out of bed...
p.s. eat your way through a huge tin of chocolates... then fill it with charcoal... put it on the floor and it will absorb dampness and odour... I know this works as the local river burst its way into the basement (where my son lives with all his music & computer stuff)...

p.p.s realise you may need to eat your way through a few tins due to the size of your house but it will be worth it!

#....Nooooo not the needle, nurse!


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Fri 30 Nov 12 #30 
southshoregirl

If I were head nurse I would make it the Final Solution for you, Kev,


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