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Abraham Lincoln
   said   
"He Can Compress the Most Words Into the Smallest Idea of Any Man I Know."
Abraham Lincoln
   said   
"If This is Coffee, Please Bring Me Some Tea; but if This is Tea, Please Bring Me Some Coffee."
Alan Bennett
   said   
"So Boring You Fall Asleep Halfway Through Her Name."
About Greek writer Arianna Stassinopoulos
Andrew Lang
   said   
"He Uses Statistics As a Drunken Man Uses Lamp-posts...for Support Rather Than Illumination."
Bette Davis
   said   
"There Goes the Famous Good Time That Was Had by All."
Billy Connolly
   said   
"The Great Thing About Glasgow Now is That if There is a Nuclear Attack It'll Look Exactly the Same Afterwards."
Billy Wilder
   said   
"He Has Van Gogh's Ear for Music."
Charles M. De Talleyrand
   said   
"In Order to Avoid Being Called a Flirt, She Always Yielded Easily."
Charles Pierce
   said   
"If You Ever Become a Mother, Can I Have One of the Puppies?"
Clarence Darrow
   said   
"I Have Never Killed a Man, but I Have Read Many Obituaries With Great Pleasure."
Don Rickles
   said   
"Oh My God, Look at You. Anyone else Hurt in the Accident?"
Elizabeth Bowen
   said   
"The Stupid Person's Idea of a Clever Person."
Talking about Aldous Huxley
F. H. Bradley
   said   
"His Mind is So Open - So Open That Ideas Simply Pass Through It."
Forrest Tucker
   said   
"He Loves Nature in Spite of What It Did to Him."
Fran Lebowitz
   said   
"If You Are Going to America, Bring Your Own Food."
George Bernard Shaw
   said   
"I Am Enclosing Two Tickets to the First Night of My New Play, Bring a Friend... if You Have One."
To Winston Churchill, who responded "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."
George Bernard Shaw
   said   
"The Trouble With Her is That She Lacks the Power of Conversation but Not the Power of Speech."
Groucho Marx
   said   
"Don't Look Now, but There's One Too Many in This Room and I Think It's You."
Groucho Marx
   said   
"Either He's Dead or My Watch Has Stopped."
From the movie "A Day at the Races" (1937)
Groucho Marx
   said   
"He May Look Like an Idiot and Talk Like an Idiot but Don't Let That Fool You. He Really is an Idiot."
Groucho Marx
   said   
"I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment when You Came Along."
From the movie 'Horsefeathers', where Zeppo plays Groucho's son.
Groucho Marx
   said   
"I've Had a Perfectly Wonderful Evening. But This Wasn't It."
Horace Walpole
   said   
"The Way to Endure Summer in England is to Have It Framed and Glazed in a Comfortable Room."
Irvin S. Cobb
   said   
"I've Just Learned About His Illness. Let's Hope It's Nothing Trivial."
Jack E. Leonard
   said   
"There's Nothing Wrong With You That Reincarnation Won't Cure."
James Reston
   said   
"He Inherited Some Good Instincts from His Quaker Forebears, but by Diligent Hard Work, He Overcame Them."
About Richard Nixon
John Bright
   said   
"He is a Self-made Man and Worships His Creator."
John Gunther
   said   
"It Looks As if It Has Been Dropped, Piecemeal, from an Aeroplane Carrying Rubbish..."
Describing Addis Ababa
Kaiser Wilhelm II
   said   
"Unmitigated Noodles."
On England
Mae West
   said   
"The Finest Woman That Ever Walked the Streets."
Mae West
   said   
"His Mother Should Have Thrown Him Away and Kept the Stork."
Mark Twain
   said   
"I Didn't Attend the Funeral, but I Sent a Nice Letter Saying I Approved of It."
Mark Twain
   said   
"Why Do You Sit There Looking Like an Envelope Without Any Address on It?"
Milton Berle
   said   
"Why Are We Honouring This Man? Have We Run out of Human Beings?"
About sports presenter Howard Cossell
Moses Hadas
   said   
"Thank You for Sending Me a Copy of Your Book; I'll Waste No Time Reading It."
O. Henry
   said   
"If There Was Ever an Aviary Overstocked With Jays It is That Yaptown on the Hudson Called New York."
Oscar Wilde
   said   
"He Has No Enemies, but is Intensely Disliked by His Friends."
Oscar Wilde
   said   
"Some Cause Happiness Wherever They Go; Others, Whenever They Go."
Oscar Wilde
   said   
"A Typical Englishman, Always Dull and Usually Violent."
Paul Keating
   said   
"He is Simply a Shiver Looking for a Spine to Run Up."
Paul Keating is a former Labor Prime Minister of Australia. And a Bankstown Boy.
Robert Louis Stevenson
   said   
"I Regard You With an Indifference Bordering on Aversion."
Robert Redford
   said   
"He Has the Attention Span of a Lightning Bolt."
Samuel Johnson
   said   
"He is Not Only Dull Himself, He is the Cause of Dullness in Others."
Stephen Bishop
   said   
"I Feel So Miserable Without You, It's Almost Like Having You Here."
Thomas Brackett Reed
   said   
"They Never Open Their Mouths Without Subtracting from the Sum of Human Knowledge."
Walter Kerr
   said   
"He Had Delusions of Adequacy."
William Faulkner
   said   
"He Has Never Been Known to Use a Word That Might Send a Reader to the Dictionary."
About Ernest Hemingway, to which Hemingway replied "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
Winston Churchill
   said   
"He Has All the Virtues I Dislike and None of the Vices I Admire."
About Sir Stafford Cripps
Winston Churchill
   said   
"He Looks Like a Female Llama Who Has Been Surprised in the Bath."
About Charles De Gaulle
Winston Churchill
   said   
"A Modest Man, Who Has Much to Be Modest About."
About Clement Attlee
Winston Churchill
   said   
"A Sheep in Sheep's Clothing."
About Ramsay MacDonald
W. S. Gilbert
   said   
"No One Can Have a Higher Opinion of Him Than I Have; and I Think He's a Dirty Little Beast."


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