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For those with a decent modem, too much time on their hands and a creative imagination, the internet is a treasure trove of words and pictures which can be combined to hilariously describe fairly run of the mill animals.
Some of these can be found at r/ProperAnimalNames and also #TheInternetNamesAnimals or just by googling the animal's name & funny name together.

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Arrow Pig
   is a humorous name for a   
Porcupine
Bar-code Pony
   is a humorous name for a   
Zebra
Beach Chicken
   is a humorous name for a   
Seagull
Booplesnoot
   is a humorous name for a   
Rabbit
Bouncy Rocket Monkey
   is a humorous name for a   
Kangaroo
Cloud Mouse
   is a humorous name for a   
Chinchilla
Danger Floof
   is a humorous name for a   
Grizzly Bear
Danger Noodle
   is a humorous name for a   
Snake
Danger Zebra
   is a humorous name for a   
Tiger
Desert Cute Snoot
   is a humorous name for a   
Bilby
Dirty Needle
   is a humorous name for a   
Mosquito
Disco Turkey
   is a humorous name for a   
Peacock
Duck Puppy
   is a humorous name for a   
Platypus
Fart Squirrel
   is a humorous name for a   
Skunk
Finger Dog
   is a humorous name for a   
Raccoon
Flamboyant Shark
   is a humorous name for a   
Dolphin
Flippy Sea Kite
   is a humorous name for a   
Sting Ray
Floaty Potato
   is a humorous name for a   
Manatee
Floppy Sea Spider
   is a humorous name for an   
Octopus
Flying Nasty
   is a humorous name for a   
Wasp
Formal Chicken
   is a humorous name for a   
Penguin
Freedom Glider
   is a humorous name for a   
Bald Eagle
Furry Potato
   is a humorous name for a   
Guinea Pig
Giggle Chicken
   is a humorous name for a   
Kookaburra
Goth Turkey
   is a humorous name for a   
Vulture
Grabby Water Balloon
   is a humorous name for an   
Octopus
Grumpy McSnapface
   is a humorous name for a   
Turtle
Happy Rat
   is a humorous name for a   
Quokka
Hot Moose
   is a humorous name for a   
Camel
House Panther
   is a humorous name for a   
Cat
Karate Nopebird
   is a humorous name for a   
Cassowary
Land Cloud
   is a humorous name for a   
Sheep
Leather Bird
   is a humorous name for a   
Bat
Leather Tank
   is a humorous name for a   
Rhinoceros
Legless Water Galloper
   is a humorous name for a   
Sea Horse
Leg Whale
   is a humorous name for a   
Hippopotamus
Lizard In A Box
   is a humorous name for a   
Tortoise
Majestic Sea Flap Flap
   is a humorous name for a   
Manta Ray
Megaduck
   is a humorous name for a   
Swan
Mega Hen
   is a humorous name for an   
Ostrich
Meth Mouse
   is a humorous name for a   
Tarsier
Milk Panda
   is a humorous name for a   
Cow
Murder Dolphin
   is a humorous name for a   
Shark
Murder Log
   is a humorous name for a   
Crocodile
Nope Rope
   is a humorous name for a   
Snake
Ouch Mouse
   is a humorous name for a   
Hedgehog
Panda Fish
   is a humorous name for an   
Orca
Pantless Thundergoose
   is a humorous name for an   
Ostrich
Pokey Nope Roach
   is a humorous name for a   
Scorpion
Pre-bacon
   is a humorous name for a   
Pig
Prickle Kitty
   is a humorous name for an   
Echidna
Prison Pony
   is a humorous name for a   
Zebra
River Scissors
   is a humorous name for a   
Piranha
Sabretooth Death Mouse
   is a humorous name for an   
Opossum
Sand Moose
   is a humorous name for a   
Camel
Scuba Roomba
   is a humorous name for a   
Horseshoe Crab
Sea Git
   is a humorous name for a   
Shark
Sniff Squirrel
   is a humorous name for a   
Mole
Spotted Speed Sausage
   is a humorous name for a   
Cheetah
Stabby Butted Pollen Pusher
   is a humorous name for a   
Bee
Stupid Long Horse
   is a humorous name for a   
Giraffe
Toothy McNudist
   is a humorous name for a   
Naked Mole Rat
Trash Panda
   is a humorous name for a   
Raccoon
Tree Haha
   is a humorous name for a   
Kookaburra
Turbo Chicken
   is a humorous name for an   
Emu
Tuxedo Duck
   is a humorous name for a   
Penguin
Velocirabbit
   is a humorous name for a   
Kangaroo
Violent Limb Snake
   is a humorous name for an   
Alligator
Wingy Stingy Nope
   is a humorous name for a   
Wasp
Wobble Stick
   is a humorous name for a   
Praying Mantis


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