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Tobacconists (Prostitute Advert)

Play Fact Master on Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Sketches  (it's free)    

Tobacconists (Prostitute Advert)
   was performed by   
Idle and Jones
Customer: "Good morning." Shopkeeper: "Good morning, sir. Can I help you?" Customer: "Help me? Yeah, I'll say you can help me." Shopkeeper: "Yes, sir?" Customer: "I come about your advert - 'Small white pussy cat for sale. Excellent condition'." Shopkeeper: "Ah. You wish to buy it?" Customer: "That's fight. Just for the hour. Only I aint gonna pay more'n a fiver cos it aint worth it." Shopkeeper: "Well it's come from a very good home - it's house trained." (and on and on it goes....you get the drift)

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