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Milton Jones


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Milton Jones
   said   
"If You're Being Chased by a Police Dog, Try Not to Go Through a Tunnel, then on to a Little Seesaw, then Jump Through a Hoop of Fire. They're Trained for That!
Milton Jones
   said   
I Hate Sitting in Traffic, Because I Always Get Run Over.
Milton Jones
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My Parents Said They Had to Make a Lot of Sacrifices to Pay for My Education... Because They Were Both Druids.






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