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Chapman and Cleese


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Chapman and Cleese
Voice Over: "Tony M. Nyphot's Flying Risccu."
Anne Elk's Theory on Brontosauruses
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Chapman and Cleese
Anne Elk: (clears throat) "This theory, which belongs to me, is as follows... (more throat clearing) This is how it goes... (clears throat) The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. (clears throat) Ready?"
Beethoven's Mynah Bird
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Chapman and Cleese
"Well, if you're going out don't forget we've got the Mendelssohns coming for tea so don't forget to order some pikelets."
Burying the Cat
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Chapman and Cleese
"Busy! I've just spent four hours burying the cat ... It wouldn't keep still, wriggling about howling its head off."
Cosmetic Surgery
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Chapman and Cleese
My name is spelt 'Luxury Yacht' but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.
The Pantomime Horse is a Secret Agent Film
   was performed by   
Chapman and Cleese
(...an idyllic scene - a boat drifting serenely on a river. A beautiful girl lies reclining in one end of the boat. A hoof appears round her shoulders.) Girl: "Oh pantomime horse, that was wonderful." Dobbin: "Would you like another glass?" Girl: "No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... oh, I'm so bleeding happy." Dobbin: "Oh, Simone!" Girl: "Oh, pantomime horse." (Cut to Graham Chapman in loony get up.) Loony: "Then... " (The pantomime horse spins round and fires his revolver towards some trees overhanging the water. Another pantomime horse falls out of the tree into the water. A third pantomime horse scurries out bin behind a bush and runs off into the undergrowth. Dobbin leaps out of the boat. The girl jumps after him. A car drives out of some bushes on to the road and accelerates away. The pantomime horse is in it. Dobbin and the girl leap into their own expensive sports car and give chase. Shots of exciting chase. After two or three shots of the cars chasing, the two pantomime hones are seen on two tandems, continuing the chase. Cut to them chasing each other on horseback. Cut to them chasing each other on rickshaws. Cut to them chasing each other on foot.)






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